Here's one for Ellen's daughter, Lisa. She can read all about the people that will have power over her near future and hopefully, not be to horrified.
This guy is going to be one of my son's professors in the fall.
He goes, "Oh man. Gay guys are always attracted to me."
Conceited much?

What does it mean when several reviews refer to buying your grade and and a professor expecting bribes? I'm serious here. Do they mean you can actually pay this person for a passing grade?

"I expect better behavior out of Republicans."
Larry Johnson,a registered Republican and a former CIA analyst, in a hearing held by Senate and House Democrats examining the implications of exposing Valerie Plame's identity.

Only when "it" starts coming around to you and yours though, huh Larry.

"Jack Valenti, a former aide to Democratic President Lyndon Johnson, said he would advise Bush to announce a nominee for the Supreme Court this week to "wipe the Karl Rove story off the front page."

Go to all your major news sources and do a search on "Karl Rove". Keep doing it. Google "Karl Rove" often. The media pays attention to search engines.

Cookie mentions the importance of buying from local organic farms. Since I saw the film "The Future of Food" (which scared the bejeesus out of me, Margaret Atwood style), I have been going to the local Farmers Market every Wednesday. Is this what happens when you go organic?

We ate one with dinner last night and I was feeling a little frisky this morning.

After spending a couple of days on the "Cajun Riviera" recently, I can't help but think Dennis could do a little cleaning up down there. At least wash away the flags.