Thanks to GreenFairy for letting me in on the existence of The Post-Rapture Guide. You never know when something like that might come in handy. Well, I shouldn't say you'll never know, what with the 10 horns, the EU and the Musical Chairs , I'd say a week from next Tuesday would be a good guess.
Read this and if you can get all the way through the comment by Dick Jones without laughing out loud, I owe you a coke.