Today I'm wearing "poured in her britches, boy they're tight" hiphugger jeans and they just make me go naturally into that left hip out, right foot pigeon-toed to the point of looking deformed, stance. Did all 13 year girls have to perfect that stance in the 70's or was it just at Jackson Jr High? We bought bell bottoms at the Army Navy and then we turned them inside out and took the inseam up another inch so they would be tighter and lower. Now you can just buy them that way. I see tapered legs are coming back into the stores now. I don't look good in tapered legs.

My top, #1 song of all time, the one that never gets old for me, has been taken over by the Bush Administration in my mind. Of all the crimes he has committed, this is certainly the most heinous.

What's your porn name?
Dawn says she got her porn name (Cookie Christine), which she uses as a screen name by putting together 1st pet, 1st street. So of course I thought "What's my porn name?" Turns out it's Tuffer Barnes. Sounds a little gay porn to me so when my porn career starts I might go with 2nd pet and choose Pokey Barnes. What's your porn name?

I accidentally turned on NPR yesterday and, it's a good thing or I might not have known that the definition of the word "unethical" had officially been changed. Use to be, you were being unethical if you violated the rules of ethics. Now, you're just stupid and moronic which, the Bush Administration has always been proud to admit to.

The report also said two Education Department officials had warned the White House last summer about concerns, including the "inherent conflict" of paying a pundit to endorse the president's education law.

David Dunn, then-special assistant to the president for domestic policy, agreed with the concerns, yet neither the White House nor the department halted the contract until it was disclosed by the news media in January.

So Bush knew about it and kept it going for 6, 7, 8 months. Till he got caught.

Bush has said the hiring of Williams was wrong and that the White House did not know in advance that a pundit had been hired. Spellings said Friday that description is true.

I bet he could pass a lie detector on that one. He didn't know it was "Williams" "in advance".
What do you actually have to do to be considered unethical in this administration?
Naahh. Just Expendable.

If I can just make it through April, I might have time to pay attention to the world (outside my little world) and get pissed off enough to post again.


meme
Behold, the Caesar’s Bath meme! List five things that people in your circle of friends or peer group are wild about, but you can’t really understand the fuss over. To use the words of Caesar (from History of the World Part I), “Nice. Nice. Not thrilling . . . but nice.

I don't have friends and if I have peers I haven't met them yet. The voices talking at and around me belong to people that seem to think highly of Lake Eufala and Tunica. Tunica being better than the Indian Casinos they also enjoy. Never having been to any of those places we can assume it is ignorance, and not elitism, that makes me say "I don't get it".
The voices are mostly 'wild' about bitching. They like to complain more than anything else it seems. They complain about each other, the busses, the parents, the kids, the coaches, the weather, the pegs on the fucking board where they hang their fucking keys and, I'm sure, they bitch about me. But not to my face.
What's that you say? Hey Pot, way to call the kettle black!
But y'all understand, this is my bitch place. I have normal, bitchless, conversations with people every day. These people do not. I don't get it.
Anyone that happens over here, please do this meme. You're my only contact with the outside world. Jess, you do it too. You have friends.
I miss you guys