President Dupes Homophobes Aliens and Astronauts in
Effort to Retain Current Home away From Home

Some of President Bush's splashiest proposals are languishing in Congress even though his party controls both chambers.
Proposals to bar gay marriage, rewrite immigration laws, protect Americans from anthrax bacteria and send astronauts to the moon and Mars are progressing slowly -- or not at all -- even though Bush initially endorsed them at high-visibility events.


Not that I'm complaining.